Home

In a world getting flatter and smaller, space is the final frontier. Day in and day out, we jostle for that illusive space - for privacy, for passion, for intimacy, for introspection. A bubble where we can be ourselves, irrespective of how undesirable and unfortunate an outcome it may be. 

The most intimate and basic unit of space that one strives for, is home. It represents our earliest and the most cherished memories, and also holds the promise of posterity and legacy. It encompasses the plushness of a palace with the security of a fort; it dovetails the fantasies of childhood with the successes of adult life. 
 
A home transcends the four walls of a house. It is where all roads lead to - a place we are programmed to reach even when our mind is busy thinking about other things in life. Its warmth is evident even before we enter it; the surging pride that one gets when one glances at the nameplate, prominently displaying one's own name or that of a loved one.

Metaphorically named, the living room is the space where everything has a place and there is a place for everything. It represents an area that defies the notion of things being beyond our control. It is our island in the midst of a tumultuous sea of uncertainty; a constant source of respite from the humdrum of everyday life. It is the first and, most often, the only area of a home that is laid open to the prying eyes of the outside world and it is appropriately (but more often, inappropriately) embellished to serve that very purpose. The living room is also a fulcrum in the work-life balance; where the balance finally tilts towards life. 
 
The kitchen is a magical room where ingredients and spices are combined in time-tested cauldrons, stirred with passion and served with love to not only satisfy the stomach but also satiate the soul. It is a treasure trove of utensils and secret recipes that are passed on from one generation to another. We all have a tarnished aluminium spoon that we were fed baby food with, and it still makes food taste uniquely delicious; or a steel 'tumbler' (sic, TamBram-ism) with an unevenly rounded bottom that we have grown to accept and love in spite of its deficient posture.

For a hard day's night, we have the bedroom. The holiest of holies, the sanctum sanctorum, a sanctuary for the beast that inhabits us - it is also where we uninhibitedly exhibit love; love for a person, a book, music or even some midnight comfort food. It is here where we live out our fantasies – we even describe our beds rather euphemistically as 'king-sized' or 'queen-sized'.

And finally, there is the bathroom; the place where one truly awakens after waking up. It is a bathtub for every Archimedes's Eureka and a seat for every Rodin's Thinker. It is the place where all ideas strike and also where most of our days are planned. And although I don't have any statistical evidence to back this; it is a reading library for quite a few of us.

Our home is the sum total of all the sweat, tears and toil that we put in throughout our lives. A small piece of land that we can proudly call our own and a roof that seemingly shuts off the sky. 
 
This is a semi-distilled compilation of the myriad thoughts that came to me, when I thought of home. All these statements may or may not stand cohesively to form or carry forward a thought. They were never intended to.

Two points on a line

We started life together... 
I remember nothing before you came.. 
We walked a lot of distance.. 
Fought like foes but remained the same.. 

I know not where the fork emerged.. 
And our lives parted ways... 
I think I see you at the horizon.. 
I, too, may seem like haze.. 

Let's walk towards the Sun.. 
And hope that our paths may twine.. 
And if serendipity strikes, we'll know.. 
That we were always two points on a line.. 


Inspired from 'The Dangling Conversation' by Simon & Garfunkel.

O Love, When You Hit Me With The Squirter


Balam pichkari jo tune mujhe maari
Toh bole re zamana kharabi ho gayi
Mere ang raja, jo tera rang laga
Toh seedhi-saadi chhori sharabi ho gayi

O Love, when you hit me with the squirter,
The time is saying that defect has happened.
When your colour came on my body, o King
The straight and simple girl became an alcoholic

Itna maza, kyun aa raha hai
Tune hawa mein bhaang milaya
Dugna nasha, kyun ho raha hai
Aankhon se meetha tune khilaya


Why is so much fun coming?
You have mixed cannabis in the air
Why is double intoxication happening?
You have fed me sweet through eyes.

Ho teri malmal ki kurti gulabi ho gayi
Manchali chaal kaise nawaabi ho gayi, toh?

Your kurti of muslin has become rosy
How your footloose walk has become royal, so?

Balam pichkari jo tune mujhe maari
Toh seedhi saadi chhori sharaabi ho gayi
Haa Jeans pahen ke jo tune maara thumka
Toh lattoo padosan ki bhabhi ho gayi (x2)


O Love, when you hit me with the squirter,
The straight and simple girl became an alcoholic
O, after wearing jeans, when you did the pelvic thrust,
The neighborhood's sister-in-law went crazy

Teri kalaai hai, haathon mein aayi hai
Maine maroda toh lagti malaai hai

You have a wrist, it's in my hand
when I twist it, it feels like cream.

Mehenga padega ye chaska malaai ka
Upvaas karne mein teri bhalaai hai


The taste of cream will prove costly,
it would be better for you to fast.

Ho bindiya teri mehtaabi ho gayi
Dil ke armaanon mein behisaabi ho gayi


Your bindiya has become the light of moon
The feelings of heart have become countless

Balam pichkari jo tune mujhe maari
Toh seedhi saadi chhori sharaabi ho gayi
Haa Jeans pahen ke jo tune maara thumka
Toh lattoo padosan ki bhabhi ho gayi (x2)


O Love, when you hit me with the squirter,
The straight and simple girl became an alcoholic.
O, after wearing jeans, when you did the pelvic thrust,
The neighbourhood's sister-in-law went crazy.

Kyun 'no-vacancy' ki, hothon pe gaali hai
Jabki tere dil ka kamra toh khaali hai
(kamra toh khaali hai...)


Why is there a swear word of no vacancy on your lips
while there is an empty room in your heart 
(the room is empty..)

Mujhko pata hai re
Kya chahata hai tu
Boli bhajan teri
Neeyat Qawwali hai


I know
what you want
your words are psalm
but your intentions are Qawalli

Zulmi ye haazir-jawaabi ho gayi
Tu toh har taale ki aaj chaabi ho gayi, toh?


This tormentor has become quick-witted
you have become the key to every lock today, so?

Balam pichkari jo tune mujhe maari
Toh seedhi saadi chhori sharaabi ho gayi
Haa, Jeans pahen ke jo tune maara thumka
Toh lattoo padosan ki bhabhi ho gayi (x2)


O Love, when you hit me with the squirter,
The straight and simple girl became an alcoholic
O, after wearing jeans, when you did the pelvic thrust,
The neighbourhood's sister-in-law went crazy.

Haan, bole re zamana kharabi ho gayi
Haan, bole re zamana kharabi ho gayi...

Yes, the time is saying that defect has happened.
Yes, the time is saying that defect has happened.


The primary purpose of this post is to highlight the pathetic quality of lyrics these days. When such words are mixed with jangling, hypnotic and mostly plagiarized music, they become bearable and *shudders*  hummable. The English translation is basically there to keep you entertained. :-)

Original 'Credits':

Film: Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Amitabh Bhattacharya
Image courtesy: santabanta.com

Darkness

This post was written during one of the delusional and melancholic phases of my life... Now that I read it again, I can't relate to it anymore... But still feel that it's worth sharing...
 
I turn off the lights and look at myself in the mirror...
I see what I am.. shorn off all my delusions..
I see the “I”... neither the “I should” nor the “I would” or the “I think”..
I hate darkness... It makes me see too much of myself...

I turn off the lights... and I’m able to hear myself...
A slow nagging conscience not getting drowned in the humdrum of a busy day..
I hear about my failures, my “what ifs”, my “if onlys” and the imagined conversations of people behind my back..
I hate darkness... It makes me listen to the desperate housewife inside me..

I turn off the lights... and all of a sudden, I’m alone...
My poor shadow disappears.. the shadow that stood by me..
Through the long and short of it... 
Through the highs and lows of mine...
I hate darkness... It makes me feel the air swirling above my goose pimples and the trail of sweat channeling through it...

I turn off the lights... and I don’t rhyme any more...
Life is not a musical, anymore... not whimsical, anymore...
I turn on the lights and nothing changes...
I hate darkness... Specially when I can't find the switch inside my head...

The Propositions of a Married Man


Its been two months since we got wed,
Its better now than never, instead,
To ask you if you'd always be,
The butter on my bread.

If I build castles in the air,
Will you feed the crocodiles of the moat?
And if I go whaling to the lake,
Will you promise not to rock the boat?

And in return, I promise to
swing along wherever your mood takes you.
And to always love you the same (if not more)
as the day when I first met you.

Without much ado, let me propose
to be with you, through joys and woes.
And walk with you through sun and rain,
wherever our destiny goes.

_______________________________________________________

For my wife, Bira, on the occasion of "Propose Day" in Valentine's Week 2013 (There is a teenager left in all of us) and for successfully negotiating 60 days as my life partner.